MIKE JITTLOV'S ELECTRON-POWERED WEBPAGE!
"Harnessing the Power of the Atom, for You!"
PLEASE - NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!

The First Occasional
POST-MILLENNIUM
MIKE JITTLOV
ENCYCLOWIZARDIA
and LINK-A-TOPIA

(But don't click on these until they're linkified...)

WIZARDUS SCRIPTORIUM
True Origin of the Wizard Movie
Disney Channel "In Quest of the Wizard" script
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" shooting script
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" shooting schedule
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" budget
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" presskit
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" awards (with QTVR)
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" alleged distribution
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" media reviews
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" song lyrics

POST WIZARDATION
Why did the Wizard feature vanish from theaters?
Wizard's Actors and Crew - where are they now?
A street-guide to the Wizard movie's locations
135 Jobs that Jittlov worked to make the movie
Mike Jittlov's one-page get-a-clue Resume
Compost Video price list, and other Wiz-visuals
List and Pix of the Wizard Movie Subliminals
Wizard Movie special effects - how they were done
Riding the Wiz-Bike up Maltman Hill
Riding "Killer" - the 40mph Suitcase
That mysterious "Good Luck" Sidewalk
The Running Wizard Logo and its copy-cats

AFTER THE WIZ WAZ OVER
Jittlov's forgotten movie treatments and scripts
Yes - Jittlov was the ghosts in Paramount's "Ghost"
Jittlov's legendary Micro-Writing (now 50 lines per inch)
Animation Room MicroPage revealed! (transcribed by Corgi)
My 1,777 acres on the Moon (Thanks to Beldar Conehead)
Why Mike Jittlov did not win an Academy Award Oscar
Why Jittlov is not in the Guinness World Records
Lots of awards that Jittlov actually did win

IN A HOLLYWOOD LONG LONG AGO
Mike Jittlov, Kid-Wizard at Hollywood's Magic Castle
Westcoast origin of the Happy Face - now it can be told!
Yes he really was the Grim Reaper statue at Tussaud's Wax Museum
Jittlov's first-ever broadcast of silent movies on the radio
Jittlov's sketch for the "Star Wars" poster, Summer'74
Fantum of the Filmex - Jittlov was Darth Vader's Father?!

*THANKS* to the *ALLSTARS*
The origin of this humble Website
WebPage of *Thanks* and *Appreciation*
The WizWorld Museum of Green Gifts
Tools used to make this webpage - and their Contributors
Wizard's Toolkit - my favorite Macintosh apps and plug-ins

GLORIOUS ANNOUNCEMENTS
John Massari's "The CD of Speed and Time"!
Jittlov's micro-written postcard from Hollywood!
Mike Jittlov finally finds his Wife! (I wish)

WIZ-WIT from the INTERNET
The Best (and the Beast) of Alt.Fan.Mike-Jittlov
Ascii pictures I have made or saved
Stereo-ASCII pictures from the Net
Jittlov's Favorite Net Humor
Jittlovian Quotes and Quips
That amazing "Wizard" word
That strange "Jittlov" surname

JITTLOV MAGAZINE ARTICLES
American Cinematographer
Comic Book Marketplace
Fantastic Films
Starlog Magazine
NewMedia Magazine

JPEG GALLERY and WIZEUM
"Wizard of Speed and Time" production photos
"Wizard of Speed and Time" post-production photos
"Wizard of Speed and Time" non-production photos
"Wizard of Speed and Time" out-take photos
Wizard Production props, signs, cards and things
Wizard Costume plans - make one for yourself!
Friends and Fans and their Kids in Wizard costumes!
The Jittlov Family Gallery
Mike's Face, Through the Ages
Mike Jittlov's latest best Fan Foto
Wizardly Art by Friends and Fans

WIZARD QUICKTIME MOVIE CLIPS
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" preview trailer
"The Wizard of Speed and Time" music and song clips
Mike's first kiss, with much better special effects
"The Flash" vs "WoSaT" - shot-by-shot comparison
Jittlov's stop-motion animation of 1000 Disney toys
Hey - might as well QuickTime my short films:
"Speed" (2 minutes)
"Good Grief" (4.5 minutes)
"Swing Shift" (4 minutes)
"Animato" (3 minutes)
"Time Tripper" (2 minutes)
The original 1979 "Wizard" (3 minutes)
Request-A-Film-Clip!

JITTLOVIAN QUICKTIME CLIPS
Norway - climbing the Virgins (these are mountains)
Norway - where Hell is Heaven, Lofotens and Kari
Iceland - volcanos, vikings, auroras, and Skia
Scotland - WorldCon95, Staffa, and Nessie
Ireland - leprechauns, giants, blarney and truth
England - Zoe, and Henge-hopping with Dave Yost
London - Tube maze, Doctor Who Con, the Last Tardis
Cornwall - Men-An-Tol, parting the English Channel
Wales - Llanfair(etcetera), and oddly affectionate sheep
Sweden - the omnipresent Men in Hats, and Ahrvid's Gang
Denmark - virgin trumpet, petrified viking, celebrity mermaid
Czech Republic - my bungie jump into the Moldau River
Hollywood - my forbidden dance on the Hollywood Sign
Los Angeles - on a clear day you can see the faultline
Close-Up of Mike Jittlov's Two-Cork Sleight-of-Hand
Close-Up of Mike Jittlov's Vanishing Water Trick
Jittlov's favorite Moneygami dollar bill folds
QTVR's, Morphs, and GOO Quicktimes

WIZARD FOR SALE!
Videos of "The Wizard of Speed and Time" with new footage!
Videotapes of Mike Jittlov's award-winning short films!
Videotapes of Mike Jittlov's long-hidden home movies!
Videos of Jittlov's new "Hiking Viking" walkumentary series!!
Mike Jittlov's 16mm and Super-8 Cameras and Animation Stand!
The Original Disney Channel Mickey Mouse Satellite
Mike Jittlov's Silver Age comic book collection
Mike Jittlov's 60-pound box of NASA Memorabilia
Mike Jittlov's rare UFO book and magazine collection
The Kellogg's Sugar Smacks Star Trek Cereal Box - and QTVR!
"7 Faces of Dr. Lao" autographed shooting script, stills and props!
Rare "Creature from the Black Lagoon" pearl-green PEZ dispenser
Jittlov's Disney TV show footage, with the first stop-motion Mickey!
Jittlov's historic Valencia, Cal Arts and Magic Mountain footage (1974)
The Amiga 2000 Crashmaster and Virus Cure! (a working miracle!)
The Typewriter that typed the Wizard movie script
The overly-customized yet rideable Trek 18-speed Wiz-Bike!
Green Tarp pieces from the Bronson Caves Chase Scene
Green Robe pieces from the actual Wizard Costume!

A STAR IS WORN! (More for Sale!)
Jittlov's really ragged old Green Jackets
Jittlov's equally worn-out newer Blue Denim Shirts
Jittlov's worn and patched-up Levi-like Blue Denim Jeans
Jittlov's shoes! Buy My Sole! Foot-Fetish Central!
Young Jittlov's original 1969 World-Walkers
The Hiking Vikings (these climbed the Virgins of Norway)
The Wizard Sneakers (as seen on TV in the 1979 Disney special)
The Cambridge/Boston/Kibo Year (charmingly worn-through)
Jittlov's Wizard Green Socks - great for Saint Pat's Day!
(Everything aged to perfection, and sanitized for your protection!)

WEIRD WIZARD HEALINGS & WIZ-DOM
Mom's recovery from a paralyzing stroke (really vital info)
Grow Back Your Own Hair (Thanks to Boston's Margo For Men)!
How I Cured My Arthritis (and then ran 20mph in "Wizard")!
The Tetrix Cure for Coldsores (odd, original, important)!
The Get Out of L.A. Complexion Clearer (self-explanatory)
Crackpot Remedies that Work for Me
How to ride Disneyland's Teacup Ride without upchucking!
Stop Hic/Hic/Hiccup/Hiccoughing! New discovery!
Miracle Websurf Weight-Loss System!
Original IRS 1040 Form (when we only paid a 1% tax!!)

IT'S DOWNLOADLAND!
ShareWare - The Wizard Recommends!
FreeWare - The Wizard Gives!
BeWare - the Wizard Warns!
The Jittlov PowerBook ScreenFont
The Dodeca-Lingual Jittlov Font
The 2000 Dingbat Jittlov Font
Icons of the Wizard
Icons of the Wizard's Friends
Icons of Netgods and Netgoddesses
Icons of Light-Up Subliminals
Desktop Pictures
Desktop Patterns
Desktop Graffiti
Desktop Subliminals
MenuBabes for Zonkers (animated iconettes)
PowerBook Modem
PowerBook Pager
PowerBook Screen Degausser (aka Melt)
Disk Doctor Lite (it's a joke)
Norton Disk Nurse (it's Trixie!)
MacHuminizer (make music the easy way!)
MacOuija (it's alllll in ze Mouse)
MacPsychic (like you can't guess)
MacKinesis (be a PC mover & shaker)
Shareware Scofflaw Karmic Kleanser
Freeware Converter (trashes the Registration)
Fonetik Spelchekur (ryt lyk en eggzekyutif)
Murphy's Law Generator (new & improevd)
Auto-BackPager
RandomIconizer
RandomFiler
RandomFolder
RandomApp
RandomReadMe
RandomPassword
Sound-Doubler!
Icon-Doubler!
Beep-Doubler!
Time-Doubler
Screen-Flipper
ScreenSpinner
SpringIcon
FallIcon
Trash It All
Desktop Magnet
Desktop Juggler
OffKey 1.03b

WIZARDLY WANDERINGS
Jittlov's Film Festival Appearances
Jittlov's Sci-Fi Convention Appearances
Jittlov's Travels - coming to a backroad near You!
Jittlov Sightings while running to the supermarket
Hollywood Halloween - the Biking Viking rides again!
The Wizard's Search for a Wizette (Wizelle?)!

LONELY GEEK'S GUIDEBOOK
Ice Cube Making Explained
Ice Cube Melting Made E-Z
Washing the Dish
Unbending the Utensils
Feeding the Plant/Animal/Dustbunny
Writing a nice Personals Ad That Never Works
Writing a weird Personals Ad That Works Too Well

MARRY a MOVIESTAR! For FREE!!
Seriously! Email the E-Male before the Media Rush!
Why is Mike Jittlov looking for a blue-eyed blonde?
Why is it not for the reason you're thinking?
Did he really get his first kiss in the Wizard movie?
Okay - so I'm a terminally faithful daydreaming nerd
But I got to kiss Miss Virginia! So ha!
I'm still a Hollywood movie star. ...And more!
No divorces or debts, no dependents or defendants!
I am healthy, hopeful, brave, trustworthy, clean, and
irreverent. Everything works. Great backrubs, too.
And actually, easily, still available!!

Warning! If you are experiencing tingling sensations,
euphoria, and loss of inhibitions while reading
this page, please contact me immediately!

(Especially if Caller is a tall, slender,
never-married nordic blonde woman!)

MIKE JITTLOV
902 North Maltman Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90026-2714
Email: Spam-Free Portal

"May All Your Good Dreams and Fine Wishes Come True!"

Webpage ©2005 by Mike Jittlov (...jeeze, do I really need to copyright this?)